CLANDERP IS A THING

romanadonna: All I ever care about anymore is sleeping and playing Candy Crush

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:38:53 -0400

All I ever care about anymore is sleeping and playing Candy Crush

trehugger: today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:00:44 -0400

today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class i love my history teacher

theworldasainoit: Me: asks Claire and the Derp for facts about me for my HP info sheetClaire: you...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:56:49 -0400

theworldasainoit:

Me: *asks Claire and the Derp for facts about me for my HP info sheet*
Claire: you have 11 fingers
Claire: that’s important
Miranderp: do you really?
Me: CLAIRE
Me: MIRANDA

thesmoshfangirl: chinchillaghosts: wivernryder: chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:00:46 -0400

thesmoshfangirl:

chinchillaghosts:

wivernryder:

chinchillaghosts:

heyfunnie:

why is bob short for robert

how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

you ask him nicely

you ask him nicely

sunsetsetsilhouettedreams: vhanstiel: girlatsunrise: doppelrah...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:00:50 -0400

sunsetsetsilhouettedreams:

vhanstiel:

girlatsunrise:

doppelrahmstufe:

(via via bg4Po.jpg 496×672 pixels)

WE FOUND IT.

WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE.

Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a nice towel.

Its that last comment that really gets me.

doctorwhoaddicts: samandriells: mishathekitten: alltimemoy: 67chevyimpala: lavastormsw: vriksas...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:00:46 -0400

doctorwhoaddicts:

samandriells:

mishathekitten:

alltimemoy:

67chevyimpala:

lavastormsw:

vriksaserket:

lets play a game called how close can you get to your friend without becoming a gay couple

I’m sorry, but I think Doctor Who wins this game.

incurableotaku: rawrbeccasaurusrex: itsmeloony: iblamecolin: rainbowballz: why aren’t cloaks...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:00:25 -0400

incurableotaku:

rawrbeccasaurusrex:

itsmeloony:

iblamecolin:

rainbowballz:

why aren’t cloaks popular

I would wear the fuck out of cloaks man

you could just swish dramatically out of boring conversations

We could make cloaks popular, people, I mean look at the notes on this. If everyone who liked/reblogged this wore a cloak we could start a trend!

it’s likely none of us go outside

They make a depressingly good point.

doctorwho: Meanwhile, on set of the Doctor Who 50th anniversary...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:00:33 -0400

doctorwho:

Meanwhile, on set of the Doctor Who 50th anniversary special….

crankystalfos: jackiemakescomics: captaintsundere: authormicha...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:00:38 -0400

crankystalfos:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel.

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

ahhleeseeya: JOHN GREEN MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:00:38 -0400

ahhleeseeya:

JOHN GREEN MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER

dewdrops-on-roses: waywardturtle: Flooring that only costs...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:00:39 -0400

dewdrops-on-roses:

waywardturtle:

Flooring that only costs about $1.44 per square foot.

#SOMEONE TELL JOHN GREEN WE’VE FOUND OUT WHAT TO DO WITH THE PENNIES

^that tag

snowdarkred: nothing teaches you the value of self-reliance like a group project

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:00:43 -0400

snowdarkred:

nothing teaches you the value of self-reliance like a group project

piratesherlyholmes: SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA #I SEE WHAT YOU DID...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:00:50 -0400

piratesherlyholmes:

SUGAR

HONEY

ICE

TEA

#I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE DREAMWORKS!

#I JUST FIND IT SO FUNNY THAT HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:00:57 -0400

#I JUST FIND IT SO FUNNY THAT HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS SOMETHING ROSE WOULD PLAUSIBLY SAY TO HIM

uoa: do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:00:42 -0400

uoa:

do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete ur blog, stop eating meat, shave or head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:00:36 -0400

certainwordsuncertaintimes: I can’t tell if Amanda Bynes is really in need of help, or if she is...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:00:44 -0400

certainwordsuncertaintimes:

I can’t tell if Amanda Bynes is really in need of help, or if she is pulling off the most amazing and fully committed Amanda show skit of her life

finalproblem: hunterinbakerstreet: I don’t know why there’s this animosity between the original...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:00:48 -0400

finalproblem:

hunterinbakerstreet:

I don’t know why there’s this animosity between the original Sherlock fans, the movie fans, the BBC sherlock fans and the Elementary fans.

It doesn’t matter.

Either way Sir Arthur Conan Doyle will hate you

We’re all arguing over who can make him hate us the most.

googlevideos: sex is a lot like a hot bath once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:00:24 -0400

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

twigwise: asuka-sohryu: next time you’re feeling like shit remember the sloths they don’t do...

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:00:25 -0400

twigwise:

asuka-sohryu:

next time you’re feeling like shit

remember the sloths

they don’t do anything ever

and they haven’t gone extinct

you can afford to take a nap

This

Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day