Claire "Danger is my Middle Name" Professional-Clock-Killer "Actual John Green" Team Anti Bob "not Enlish god" Goolsbutt. I also respond to Voldemort, James Potter, and Darth Vader. I am Decent Enough. My description's for losers. This is a k-wal-i-tee blog.
All I ever care about anymore is sleeping and playing Candy Crush
today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class i love my history teacher
(Source: screechingweasels)
Me: *asks Claire and the Derp for facts about me for my HP info sheet*
Claire: you have 11 fingers
Claire: that’s important
Miranderp: do you really?
Me: CLAIRE
Me: MIRANDA
why is bob short for robert
how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’?
How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?
you ask him nicely
you ask him nicely
(Source: goldenjoeandthesugginsgang)
WE FOUND IT.
WE FOUND BETELGEUSE FIVE.
Remember when we read about touchscreen and ebook before those things exist? Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find myself a nice towel.
Its that last comment that really gets me.
lets play a game called how close can you get to your friend without becoming a gay couple
I’m sorry, but I think Doctor Who wins this game.
(Source: rnilkbreath)
why aren’t cloaks popular
I would wear the fuck out of cloaks man
you could just swish dramatically out of boring conversations
We could make cloaks popular, people, I mean look at the notes on this. If everyone who liked/reblogged this wore a cloak we could start a trend!
it’s likely none of us go outside
They make a depressingly good point.
(Source: babebraham)
Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel.
Welp. Never gonna unsee this.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiit
HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING
